Beware the pale yellow tide

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05/31/2020 at 11:17 • Filed to: Tmyk

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This is what pollen season looks like when you live by the water.


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Kinja'd!!! boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 11:33

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Is that Matt Foley off in the distance?!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways
05/31/2020 at 11:48

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Who?


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 11:48

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Haha that’s behind us now. Pollen water isn’t the prettiest but at least it’s not in the air.

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A few weeks ago we had a slightly lesser second wave (pictured).


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
05/31/2020 at 11:51

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I used to have a black car, now it’s green.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 11:52

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Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > boredalways
05/31/2020 at 11:59

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Fun fact - last week my aunt passed away. The priest at the funeral was a long time friend of Chris Farley’s.

His name is Father Matt Foley.

No joke.  


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > WilliamsSW
05/31/2020 at 12:05

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Nice


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 12:15

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that’s good - knock all that junk out of the air and stick it to the ground.  We were having poplar fuzz “snow” storms a couple days ago but had a few nice rain storms blow through and no more fuzz!


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 12:24

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wafflesnfalafel
05/31/2020 at 12:27

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It’s rained at least t hree days a week since January so pollen hasn’t been too bad.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 12:43

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Abo ut twice a year my car likes to pretend it’s yellow. Like, three days of not being driven did not leave a single surface that showed the true color . You can see a bit in the pictures but this was with it being parked under a cover. And that's just the vertical surfaces.  

Some cars ive seen on the road have not been washed since and with how much rain we’ve had it is NOT pretty.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 12:50

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When I had my yellow c5z, I liked how the pollen made it look more yellow. It looked a little like it had a cool paintjob


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Discerning
05/31/2020 at 13:10

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I had a yellow car once too. It was nice to have pollen immunity.


Kinja'd!!! facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/31/2020 at 14:01

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My skylights have a decidedly yellow tint. But the worst is yet to come, the annual pine tree b ukkake is not yet upon us here.